| Hock |
Financial condition of all
horse owners. |
| Stall |
What your rig does at rush
hour in an unfamiliar city on the way to a big horse show. |
| A
Bit |
What you have left in your
pocket after you've been to your favorite tack shop. |
| Fence |
Decorative structure built
to provide your horse with something to chew on. |
| Horse
Auction |
What you think of having
after your horse bucks you off. |
| Pinto |
Green coat pattern found on
freshly washed light colored horses left unattended for 2 minutes. |
| Well
Mannered |
Hasn't stepped on, bitten,
or kicked anyone for a week. |
| Rasp |
Abrasive metal tool used to
remove excess skin from ones knuckles. |
| Lunging |
Popular training method in
which a horse exercises their owner by spinning them in circles until dizzy. |
| Gallop |
Customary gait a horse
chooses when returning back to the barn. |
| Nicely
Started |
Lunges, but not enough
health insurance to even think about riding him. |
| Colic |
Gastrointestinal result of
eating at horse fair food stands. |
| Colt |
What your mare gives you
when you want a filly. |
| Easy
to Load |
Only takes 3 hours, 4 men,
a 50lb bag of oats, and a tractor with loader. |
| Easy
to Catch |
In a 10x10 stall. |
| Easy
Rider |
Rides good in a trailer;
not to be confused with "ride-able". |
| Endurance
Ride |
End result when your horse
spooks and runs away with you. |
| Hives |
What you get when receive
the vet bill for your 6 horses, 3 dogs, 4 cats, and 1 donkey. |
| Hobbles |
Walking gait of a horse
owner after their foot has been stepped on by their horse. |
| Feed |
Expensive substance used to
manufacture manure. |
| Dog
House |
What you are in when you
spend too much money on grooming supplies and pretty halters. |
| Light
Cribber |
We can't afford to build
anymore fencing or box stalls for this buzz saw on four legs. |
| Three
Gaited Horse |
A horse that. 1) trips, 2)
stumbles, 3) falls. |
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